{"product_id":"coffee-first-then-maybe-ill-adult-mug","title":"Coffee First... Then Maybe I'll Adult - Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003ch5 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCoffee first, then maybe I'll adult. Or not... Let's see how the caffeine feels about it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome mornings, being a responsible adult depends entirely on whether the coffee kicks in. Until then... all bets are off. This mug is perfect for caffeine lovers, chronic procrastinators, overworked professionals, students, and anyone who knows that adulting is a process—not a guarantee. Whether you're tackling your to-do list or proudly avoiding it, this mug is the perfect companion for every sip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Funny coffee-themed design with relatable everyday humor\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for home, the office, or your favorite coffee corner\u003cbr\u003e• A great gift for coffee lovers, coworkers, students, and anyone surviving adulthood one cup at a time\u003cbr\u003e• Adds a little caffeine-fueled sarcasm to every morning\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCoffee lovers · Office humor · Coworker gifts · Students · Busy professionals · Sarcasm lovers · Adulting survivors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Microwave-safe for convenient reheating\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e• Vibrant, long-lasting color prints\u003cbr\u003e• Glossy, durable white ceramic finish\u003cbr\u003e• Available in 11oz and 15oz with comfortable C-handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Info:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Made to order and shipped with care\u003cbr\u003e• USA: Standard delivery times\u003cbr\u003e• Europe: Please allow an additional 7–14 days for delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned by BE Artistic Designs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":58577445748896,"sku":"78953041344277834855","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":58577445781664,"sku":"23344479465775345829","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1039\/3885\/0976\/files\/7943361035530484380_2048.jpg?v=1785888644","url":"https:\/\/beartisticdesigns.com\/products\/coffee-first-then-maybe-ill-adult-mug","provider":"BE Artistic Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}